German Speaking D2C Funnel Strategist (Remote)

Do you possess the psychological intuition to turn a single interaction into a lifelong customer relationship? Are you at home in the fast-paced world of advertorial engineering, designing campaigns that shatter traditional scaling ceilings?

We are a results-obsessed agency focused on catapulting rising D2C brands to the top of their industries. We don't do "standard"; instead, we utilize a highly technical, holistic system to spark massive brand expansion. We are currently scouting for a Funnel Strategist to join our tight-knit "GANG"—a creative pioneer who views split-testing as a science and conversion optimization as a mastercraft.

THE ROLE: THE CORE OF MEDIA PERFORMANCE

As our Funnel Strategist, you serve as the tactical backbone of our media buying department. Your mission is to master the post-click environment, ensuring every user arriving from Google Ads is funneled into a seamless, high-velocity journey.

• Remuneration: €45k – €50k + Personalized Benefit Architecture
• Operational Model: 100% Remote (Must be based within the European Union)
• Requirement: Minimum 1 year of documented success in Performance Marketing or Copywriting.

STRATEGIC MANDATE: KEY RESPONSIBILITIES

• Creative Innovation: Lead the rapid development of high-volume advertorials, perpetually iterating on fresh psychological hooks and consumer angles.
• Methodological Roadmaps: Eradicate guesswork through logical frameworks. You will design and execute rigorous testing cycles based on data-backed hypotheses.
• Full-Funnel Orchestration: Deconstruct the user journey from initial impression to final checkout, forensically identifying and neutralizing friction points.
• Data Intelligence: Utilize CTR, CVR, and ROAS metrics to decode complex consumer behavior and architect your next winning move.
• Cross-Functional Synergy: Collaborate intimately with media buyers to ensure absolute alignment between ad creative and landing page strategy.
• Client Authority: Command strategic meetings by presenting testing data, deconstructing wins, and mapping out the subsequent growth trajectory.

YOUR TOOLKIT: ANALYTICAL RIGOR & RHETORIC

• Advertorial Mastery: You have authored and audited enough long-form copy to intuitively understand the triggers that drive consumer action.
• Direct Response Expertise: Deep command of hooks, leads, and the psychological "hand-to-hand combat" of proactive objection handling.
• Intent-Based Strategy: You understand the unique search intent of Google Ads traffic and tailor your copy to meet that specific mindset.
• AI Integration: You leverage AI as a force multiplier to accelerate your workflow without compromising brand integrity or quality.
• Linguistic Authority: Native-level German (C2) for high-stakes copywriting; fluent English (B2) for global team synchronization.
• Bonus: Experience in the Health, Beauty, or Supplement sectors and a background in Voice of Customer (VOC) research.

THE PERKS OF THE "GANG"

We operate under a culture of G.O.B.I.G. (Growth, Opportunity, Best, Impact, and Gang).

• Location Autonomy: Total freedom to operate from your home office or a coastal café—we prioritize impact over presence.
• Executive Retreats: Twice a year, we congregate in world-class villas (Bali, Cape Town, Crete) to brainstorm, recharge, and align our vision.
• Bespoke Benefits: A "pick-your-own" incentive system tailored to your growth, covering fitness, technology, or advanced learning.
• Elite D2C Exposure: Command the scaling of the most exciting D2C brands in the DACH region—no corporate bureaucracy, just results.
• Direct Impact: Join a lean, high-performance team of 1–10 people where your voice directly shapes the future of the agency.